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It's Not Cool To Be Dehydrated

by Mouser

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1.
I never said I had a level head I took a break and now I’m a lightweight But I wanna say in my defence I didn’t plan on staying out so late I gotta learn how to bite my tongue Strutting around like a tall glass of water And my friend’s about to get bent He said something that was bang out of order Too much sun and alcohol (oh no, no, no, no, nooooo) Just get some sleep and take two paracetamol It’s not cool It’s not cool to be dehydrated I’ll drink you in, like the original sin I’ll take you for a spin I know you said you’d be better-off dead The scars on your arms are just for decoration You sound like Generation Zed Obsessed with yourself, desperate for attention Get up, get out of bed I’ll buy you a beer, you can sleep on the sofa Well my friend is just a piss-head His special skill is knocking drinks over
2.
Jesus Christ I am on my goddamn way I'm running 20 minutes late, there was a crash on the outside lane I'm driving just like Bonnie and Clyde, believing that the crime will pay Oh I’ve been screaming Jesus Christ, what a bad start to the day And I don't know a thing about you (thing about you) But I can tell you were an ordinary child Jesus Christ I’ve been struggling to stay awake But I got too high and had to go to bed anyway It’s the best way to relieve the pain and compartmentalise the shame I’ll still be coming out tonight, but don’t expect me to engage my brain And I don't know a thing about you (thing about you) But I can tell you were an ordinary child Please believe me when I say that it's all true I can't adjust my eyes to the sunlight in the room Happy living in the dark like soup without a spoon I peaked too soon, I was born to lose… Jesus Christ I'm on my fucking way I haven’t showered in 3 days and there’s toothpaste on my face I can barely eat my dinner, this spaghetti is going to waste And I remember thinking Jesus Christ I’m getting in a real bad way And I don't know a thing about you (thing about you) Thing about you (thing about you)
3.
I'm sorry to say that you remind me of myself I wasted all my teens just wanting to be somebody else But I was young and thought I was so smart And everything wrong was someone else's fault But now I'm grown, the maths just won't add up. There's no way to wipe away the things you can't unsee You keep trying to tell me that one and one can equal three I'll take a room with a view A room with a view of our impending doom I'll save you a seat, there's space in here for two Can’t you see That it won't help to roll your eyes Can’t you see That we’re all fighting on your side Can’t you see The doctor’s just trying to help you to unwind Maybe it’s a sign, oh nevermind You're always late, arrive when kitchen has been closed You spoil the flow, like a kink in the hose And I'll presume, to assume That there is something kinda wrong with you It's not on me that you're a looney tune
4.
You told me if I gave up you would give up too The world was doomed and there was nothing left to lose I was dreaming, living in a bubble, didn’t have a clue I’m not afraid to say that I don’t understand I'm tired of clutching pearls for things that I dont give a damn about Your social situation’s information I can live without Your bleeding gums, and busted heart From eating glue when you were not that smart Keep telling me that it’s not your fault You quit your job and joined up to a cult You were an accident You were dropped on your head as a child One day you’ll be a little older and confused Trying to keep up with how fast the world can move Just don’t be a dick and I will not be a dick back to you You don’t see irony in preaching to a room Just full of people who already agree with you? The points you’re trying to make, just end up sounding fake They’re nothing new
5.
If you're standing outside smoking, While we play our shitty songs, Well we won't take it personally, And we wont be up here long
6.
Just A Phase 02:27
I've got a twenty dollar bill that says For all my old friends it was just a phase And if you're wondering why the venue's closed It's cause all these lazy motherfuckers stopped going to shows They're just sitting on their arse at home Letting the internet confuse their fucking gender roles We've got no choice about growing old But growing up is something that you can control You've changed You've changed I barely recognise you these days It recently occurred to me I haven't seen you out since two-thousand thirteen And If you're wondering what's your age again Then you're probably spending too much time playing video games If you’re missing how you used to be Turn your telly off and support the scene You can sing about anything As long as it's sad and it’s loud and it’s out of key You've changed You've changed I barely recognise you these days
7.
The Day Mimi Parker Died I've been scrolling back in time staring at pictures of your face I couldn't quite determine if your eyes are blue or grey I'm guessing something big happened in two-thousand-and-nine To help you to decide to part your hair on the other side I’m shovelling snow, the cold’s in my bones I'm just trying to make it home The day Mimi Parker died The day Mimi Parker died The day Mimi Parker died I cried There’s a lunch packed in the fridge for you Be sure not to forget I couldn’t quite remember which way You like to cut your bread I’m sorry that there wasn’t enough time to say goodbye I didn’t want to wake you after such a shitty night I gave up on work cause everything hurts I'm just trying to calm my nerves The day Mimi Parker died The day Mimi Parker died The day Mimi Parker died I cried The day Mimi Parker died The day Mimi Parker died The day Mimi Parker died I cried
8.
I won’t watch you die You promised it to me You said you’d never leave You said you’d never leave But it’s time And I can’t see you cry The grinding of your teeth You vomit out the grief And question everything You believed And I wish you the best of luck I hope you’re getting all the good drugs Oh I bet it’s swell in heaven But your friends are waiting in hell You’ll probably have more fun when you get there I didn’t see the signs A penny for your thoughts The card hid up your sleeve And reading your tealeaves Didn’t work The sigh you let out inside Still rattles in your chest The labour in your breath Is keeping me on edge Get some rest

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released August 4, 2023

Adam: Drums & Backing Vocals
Johnny: Vocals & Guitar
Chris: Bass & Backing Vocals

Recorded @ The Rooms Studios July 2023 by the band using their own equipment. Mixed by Adam, mastered by Johnny

Artwork by WEASELFACE

Special thanks to Gerry, Juggs, Ella, Jo, Charlotte, Holly, Jimmy, Hannah, Barney, Scarlett, Gary, Jak, Dan, Charlotte, Justus & Phillie, Fred Durst.

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Three idiots old enough to know better but stupid enough to do it anyway.

Adam, Johnny & Chris. Rushmoor, Hampshire, UK

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